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मास्टरजी का यह जोक कमाल का है, शर्तिया हंसी नहीं रूकने वाली


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मास्टरजी की बीवी बोली, “घर में चीनी नहीं है, चाय कैसे बनाऊं?”
 
मास्टर ने कहा, “चिंता मत करो‌। तुम सिर्फ चाय बनाकर ले आओ, बाकी सब मैं संभाल लूंगा।”
 
निर्देशानुसार बीवी चाय बनाकर ले आई। सभी मेहमानों से मास्टरजी बोले,” देखो भई ! जिसके हिस्से में फीकी चाय आएगी, कल हम सब उनके घर मेहमान बनकर खाने के लिए आएंगे। ”
 
सभी मास्टरों ने खुशी-खुशी चाय पी ली। एक ने तो यहां तक कह डाला, मेरी चाय में तो इतनी चीनी है कि डर है कहीं मुझे डायबिटीज ना हो जाए ……!!! सीखो कुछ!

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